Ranking for Crap

Okay – so this blog has been up and running now for only a few months. In that time it’s been visited by near to four hundred thousand times, has achieved a page rank of 4 – and a solid and steadily growing number of daily subscribers. So obviously there is a great love for crap out there and this blog is riding that wave. Yet still I haven’t achieved my dream. I want this site to be number 1 for the word ‘crap’ on google.

There are some major obstacles. Wikipedia, some say appropriately, currently holds the prize. But even as full of shit wikipedia often is – it’s no where near the calibre of crap as is this blog.

What’s more – competition is increasing from the mainstream media. If you look at google trends – it’s clear that they’ve been talking crap more and more. Obviously they want to muscle in on my game.

Well I say – we can’t let this happen! Clearly allofthecrap.com deserve to rank number 1 for crap – since it’s giving you not just a little bit of crap, not just some crap… but ALL of it.

So here’s what I propose. Link to this blog – using the alt text ‘crap’ – and we can work toward correcting this injustice. In return, I will give you a link on my blogroll – and also a short review of your site in a posting that will be dedicated to all those who link to me. Just use this contact form to let me know you have placed the link with a link to where I can see it – and I’ll link back to you immediately!

Together we can make a difference…

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