I Think You’re the Father

By on March 10, 2008 at 5:42 pm in Jokes

A guy goes to the supermarket and notices an attractive woman waving at him. She says hello. He’s rather taken aback because he can’t place where he knows her from.

So he says, ‘Do you know me?’

To which she replies, ‘I think you’re the father of one of my kids.’

Now his mind travels back to the only time he has ever been unfaithful to his wife and says,

‘Are you the stripper from the bachelor party that I made love to on the pool table with all my buddies watching while your partner whipped my butt with wet celery???’

She looks into his eyes and says calmly, ‘No, I’m your son’s teacher.’

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Reader's Comments »

  1. By CHINACELEBRATION on May 19, 2008 at 1:28 pm

    yo that was mad funny son

  2. By P7 on May 21, 2008 at 8:14 am

    This is funny, poor dad.

  3. By Crap on May 25, 2008 at 10:29 am

    Crap

    Crap may be true

  4. By Fox on May 25, 2008 at 12:22 pm

    AHAHAHAHAHA I lol’d for 5 minutes!

  5. By Arsik on May 25, 2008 at 9:26 pm

    Lolzzzzz just made my day.

  6. By Pooman on May 26, 2008 at 5:33 am

    This is clearly rubbish.

    Who ever met an attractive teacher?

    I mean they’re ugly as sin.

    You wouldn’t even pay for that.

    GOSH.

  7. By commentor on October 11, 2008 at 7:51 am

    Pooman… Your’e a dumbass!!!

  8. By corey on November 22, 2008 at 8:13 pm

    This was in last month’s Maxim

  9. By Ibod Catooga on November 23, 2008 at 12:16 am

    I just poopted in my pants. I poopted.

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