Once I created this thing with LEGO and then I inserted in my anus, went to the hospital and said: “I have a foreign object in my rectum, could you please extract it?!”. The doctor said they will try but they might rip my anus apart while doing this. I replied that was OK, because I put it in there and will pay for the consequences and the beer and crisps and crunchy chicken wings too. So the doctor said it was OK then and managed to recover all the LEGO pieces and I used them to build a fork and I use it to eat my “lunch” every “evening”.
Note that I said “lunch” for the “evening” but that’s wrong because I should have said “dinner” and I hope you spotted that because it means you pay attention and now you can do things that require attention, like burning dog balls.