http://www.allofthecrap.com/173/jamaican-motorcycle-study/ All the crap which fills up my email - direct to you the consumer Wed, 25 Jan 2012 19:12:22 +0000 hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.2.1 http://www.allofthecrap.com/173/jamaican-motorcycle-study/comment-page-1/#comment-522 Bizantian Simon Thu, 06 Nov 2008 13:16:45 +0000 http://www.allofthecrap.com/173/jamaican-motorcycle-study/#comment-522 Pop Pop Woof Woof! Pop Pop Woof Woof!

]]> http://www.allofthecrap.com/173/jamaican-motorcycle-study/comment-page-1/#comment-521 gino Wed, 05 Nov 2008 23:22:23 +0000 http://www.allofthecrap.com/173/jamaican-motorcycle-study/#comment-521 Once I created this thing with LEGO and then I inserted in my anus, went to the hospital and said: "I have a foreign object in my rectum, could you please extract it?!". The doctor said they will try but they might rip my anus apart while doing this. I replied that was OK, because I put it in there and will pay for the consequences and the beer and crisps and crunchy chicken wings too. So the doctor said it was OK then and managed to recover all the LEGO pieces and I used them to build a fork and I use it to eat my "lunch" every "evening". Note that I said "lunch" for the "evening" but that's wrong because I should have said "dinner" and I hope you spotted that because it means you pay attention and now you can do things that require attention, like burning dog balls. Once I created this thing with LEGO and then I inserted in my anus, went to the hospital and said: “I have a foreign object in my rectum, could you please extract it?!”. The doctor said they will try but they might rip my anus apart while doing this. I replied that was OK, because I put it in there and will pay for the consequences and the beer and crisps and crunchy chicken wings too. So the doctor said it was OK then and managed to recover all the LEGO pieces and I used them to build a fork and I use it to eat my “lunch” every “evening”.
Note that I said “lunch” for the “evening” but that’s wrong because I should have said “dinner” and I hope you spotted that because it means you pay attention and now you can do things that require attention, like burning dog balls.

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