What is the difference between girls/women
aged 8, 18, 28, 38, 48, 58, 68, and 78?
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At 8
You take her to bed and tell her a story
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At 18
You tell her a story and take her to bed
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At 28
You don’t need to tell her a story
to take her to bed
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At 38
She tells you a story and takes you to bed
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At 48
She tells you a story to avoid going to bed
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At 58
You stay in bed to avoid her story
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At 68
If you take her to bed, that’ll be a story
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At 78
What story? What bed?
Who the hell are you?
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According to the
Office for National Statistics
190,374
people are having sex right now
212,130
are kissing
and one poor sod
is reading emails
You hang in there sunshine!
