Here’s the thing about pelicans that I think many people constantly underestimate. They are bloody huge! This one in the video is probably actually only a little one. I’ve seen pelicans that are ten feet tall and sport semi-automatics. Watch out.

In this video, the pelican isn’t really hungry. He just got shat with this pigeon for calling him big bird. “I tell ya bill. If you call me big bird I’m gonna…”

“What? What are you gonna do big bird?”

Watch what happens next.