A Professor was giving a lecture on “Involuntary Muscular
Contractions” to his first year medical students.
Realizing that this was not the most riveting subject, the
Professor decided to lighten the mood slightly.
He pointed to a young woman in the front row and said,
“Do you know what your asshole is doing while you’re having an orgasm?”
She replied, “Probably deer hunting with his buddies
OLD! Dead & buried!
The people who cheat are criminals and should be imprisoned and flogged. Many children have probably died this way. What a sad shame – Jesus will be sending them directly to hell.
hey, hizzoner
GOD DOESN’T EXIST!!!!!!
Many CHILDREN have probably died this way? How on earth did you come up with THAT logic?
When you sit in front of God at your judgment, I’m sure he’ll be so happy that you’ve spread such a wonderful message of hate and intolerance. Good luck with that. I’m sure He really loves to see people doing the devil’s work.
Sometimes the comments make blogs so much better.
haha christian-intolerance FTW
We have defamation, incitement of violence, an unfounded guilt trip, and a threat of violence and torture from the son of god himself!
did you consider the possibility of masterbation? it did not say anything about cheating.
it was a joke anyhow.
and a good one at that.
As a man, I would like to point out that I am not, in the least, offended by this offensive joke.
When you sit in front of God at your judgment, I’m sure he’ll be so happy that you’ve spread such a wonderful message of hate and intolerance. Good luck with that. I’m sure He really loves to see people doing the devil’s work.
LOL!!!!!!!!!!!
$10 says that wasn’t really a Christian.
Yeah, that’s right. You all look pretty stupid right now.
@ fingertoes- agreed. AGREED.
and also could somebody succinctly tell me how a joke about sex turned into personal religious jabs? from what i’ve seen of the SoT, they’re pretty much the common denominator of all communication ’round these parts.
@SuperJew
[quote]and also could somebody succinctly tell me how a joke about sex turned into personal religious jabs? [/quote]
Adults with imaginary friends are stupid
HTH
@Hizzoner
You better get on your knees and beg for forgiveness from your imaginary friend, from what I’ve heard (of God) you have condemned yourself several times over with that hate filled diatribe
Intolerant bigots like yourself deserve all the shit they get (IMO of course
)
HTH
a couple seconds after wards the bitch burst into flames because all the skeet build up in her crusty vagina ignited because shes a ho!and the her lover ate the skeet nuggets out of the ash
@ the fake Bluesman you just want to be me -that’s understandable
But you must realise that makes you a total wanker without the wit to have an identity of your own
HTH
Yeah, I assumed she meant she was masturbating. The alternative would insinuate her imaginary affair is capable of inducing orgasm- a cosmic improbability. Hiyah!
Hizzoner is a really bad troll. Probably the worst troll I’ve ever seen. I don’t mean that like “most offensive” troll, I mean like “lowest quality” troll. Ever.
Don’t feed the trolls
wow, wat a lil ray of sun shine u r
just keep smilin!
Reading these bizzare and pathetic posts(which have nothing at all to do with the joke above)calls to mind the scene in Terminator 2 where Sarah Connor wakes up and finds she has carved into the wood,’No Hope’-We’re not gonna make it are we?
Why is Hizzoner on EVERY single page that I see on the net?
cause he has no life? also id like to point out that that does not mean shes cheating on him…she could be into the self serve or she is in med school she coulda been drinking with some of her girlfriends and as a guy id just like to say thats not cheating if anything thats encouraged