If you’re an old man then apparently this eye test is probably a bit cruel. But then again, my eyesight seems reasonably sound and I can’t see her either. What kind of optometry specialist would allow this outrage? My recommendation, if your eyesight is a bit poor is to go see the doctor and ask her then and there to take her clothes off. That should sort out the blindness quick smart.

One in three people will contract cancer, and 25% will pass on from the disease. Within five years, cancer will surpass heart disease as the leading cause of death, according to the AHA.