The next time you are washing your hands and complain because the water temperature isn’t just how you like it, think about how things used to be. Here are some facts about the 1500s:
Most people got married in June because they took their yearly bath in May, and still smelled pretty good by June. However, they were starting to smell, so brides carried a bouquet of flowers to hide the body odor. Hence the custom today of carrying a bouquet when getting married.
Baths consisted of a big tub filled with hot water. The man of the house had the privilege of the nice clean water, then all the other sons and men, then the women and finally the children. Last of all the babies. By then the water was so dirty you could actually lose someone in it. Hence the saying, Don’t throw the baby out with the Bath water..
Houses had thatched roofs-thick straw-piled high, with no wood underneath. It was the only place for animals to get warm, so all the cats and other small animals (mice, bugs) lived in the roof When it rained it became slippery and sometimes the animals would slip and fall off the roof. Hence the saying It’s raining cats and dogs.
There was nothing to stop things from falling into the house.. This posed a real problem in the bedroom where bugs and other droppings could mess up your nice clean bed. Hence, a bed with big posts and a sheet hung over the top afforded some protection. That’s how canopy beds came into existence.
The floor was dirt. Only the wealthy had something other than dirt. Hence the saying, Dirt poor. The wealthy had slate floors that would get slippery in the winter when wet, so they spread thresh (straw) on floor to help keep their footing. As the winter wore on, they added more thresh until, when you opened the door, it would all start slipping outside. A piece of wood was placed in the entranceway. Hence the saying a thresh hold.
In those old days, they cooked in the kitchen with a big kettle that always hung over the fire. Every day they lit the fire and added things to the pot. They ate mostly vegetables and did not get much meat. They would eat the stew for dinner, leaving leftovers in the pot to get cold overnight and then start over the next day. Sometimes stew had food in it that had been there for quite a while. Hence the rhyme, Peas porridge hot, peas porridge cold, peas porridge in the pot nine days old..
Sometimes they could obtain pork, which made them feel quite special. When visitors came over, they would hang up their bacon to show off. It was a sign of wealth that a man could, bring home the bacon. They would cut off a little to share with guests and would all sit around and chew the fat..
Those with money had plates made of pewter. Food with high acid content caused some of the lead to leach onto the food, causing lead poisoning death. This happened most often with tomatoes, so for the next 400 years or so, tomatoes were considered poisonous.
Bread was divided according to status. Workers got the burnt bottom of the loaf, the family got the middle, and guests got the top, or the “upper crust”.
Lead cups were used to drink ale or whisky. The combination would sometimes knock the imbibers out for a couple of days. Someone walking along the road would take them for dead and prepare them for burial. They were laid out on the kitchen table for a couple of days and the family would gather around and eat and drink and wait and see if they would wake up. Hence the custom of holding a wake.
England is old and small and the local folks started running out of places to bury people. So they would dig up coffins and would take the bones to a bone-house, and reuse the grave. When reopening these coffins, 1 out of 25 coffins were found to have scratch marks on the inside and they realized they had been burying people alive. So they would tie a string on the wrist of the corpse, lead it through the coffin and up through the ground and tie it to a bell. Someone would have to sit out in the graveyard all night (the graveyard shift.)
to listen for the bell; thus, someone could be saved by the bell or was considered a dead ringer.
And that’s the truth…Now, whoever said History was boring ! ! !
Yep, liked these. Have heard 2/3 of them stated by the tour guides at Ann Hathaway’s Cottage, Stratford upon Avon.
I understand one that isn’t mentioned goes ” What do you call a Welshman with a sheep under one arm and a goat under the other? Bisexual.”
Not sure how true all of these are, but interesting nonetheless.
Interesting read. Thanks!
And Snopes explains how all of this crap is, well, crap:
http://www.snopes.com/language/phrases/1500.asp
Great fun and very interesting. All sounds very plausible.
It was fun to read, but it’s not true.
As stated above Snopes explains: http://www.snopes.com/language/phrases/1500.asp
…and this to is an interesting and true read.
Tomatos were considered poisionous because they’re a member of the night shade family which is poisionous.
Be interested to see the sources this piece was based on….
So this “Snopes” was there was he? Knows all the answers? Anyway,I liked it.
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Teki,
Don’t make yourself look stupid. Articles on snopes.com list all their sources very clearly at the bottom of the page, unlike this ridiculous email forward which lists no sources whatsoever. Re-read it with a bit of a critical eye and you’ll realize how absurd it sounds.
US Food Safety: Home-Grown Problems…
Such improvement in oversight won’t come easily, experts noted. The first obstacle, they said, is an agricultural industry that’s becoming…
What complete dross. It never ceases to amaze me how easily people are taken in by anything presented as “fact”.
Not a single statement of fact is presented here. Check out snopes.com or read the fantastic book “The Abacus and the Cross: The Story of the Pope Who Brought the Light of Science to the Dark Ages” which highlights the place of science, reason, and inventiveness in the “Middle Ages.”
Very entertaining..however mostly not true, example; tomatos were not introduced in Europe until the mid to late 1600 by the Spanish bringing back such things as cacao (chocolate), tomatos, vanilla, etc. from the New Spain (Mexico) and the rest of the New World..they should have brought over a root used by the Aztecs, and Mayans (which name espcapes me) which was used as deodorant…would have been worth more that all the gold and silver they pundered…LOL
I’m from England and the last “fact” is completely wrong. Even in the 21st century we still have enough place to bury people. Neither did we used to bury people alive accidentally, let alone put string attached to a bell!! All of the rest are equally incorrect. Please don’t post such fanciful lies in the future
i’ve come across this stuff on a couple other sites by others that post the same material. i’ve come across other sites that discount it as completely or mostly untrue. anyone that creates a website can send out whatever they wish, but it’d be great if they didn’t advertise it as if they not only lived then, but surveyed everyone they speak of as to their habits and lifestyle. it’s speculation at best.
because it was too inconvenient to heat up frequent baths in winter does not mean no one washed and stunk up the county except for may.
you often get what you pay for surfing the ‘net.