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One day my mother was out and my dad was in charge of me.
I was maybe 2 1/2 years old.
Someone had given me a little ‘tea set’ as a get-well gift and it was one of
my favorite toys.
Daddy was in the living room engrossed in the evening news when I brought
Daddy a little cup of […]
How Men can Make a Woman Happy
It’s not difficult to make a woman happy.
A man only needs to be:
This clip is an absolute classic. Demetri Martin with a clipboard. Funny guy
1) Triangular sandwiches taste better than square ones.
2) At the end of every party there is always a girl crying.
4) Sharpening a pencil with a knife makes you feel really manly.
You might have to click through to be able to read the text on these…
Yes, we Australians are a crass fun loving bunch. When it comes to operating systems and software, what we really want is a operating system that matches who we are as a people. What we want from microsoft windows is system that reflects who we truly are.
Actually - all this might of been true back in the day when old labor was in power. After 12 years of John Howard bleating on about productivity - we now work ourselves to the bone. And the only people you see down at bondi beach are tourists. Mainly English Backpackers
Once a year The Washington Post has publishes the winning submissions to its yearly contest, in which readers are asked to supply alternate meanings for common words. The winners one year (I’m not sure which) were:
Children’s books are probably the biggest selling kind of book (second maybe to cook books if I remember correctly - or it could be the other way around). So if you want to quit your day job, maybe you could find some idea that’ll have the little buggers clamouring for more. But if this is your aim and ambition - to write the world’s best children’s book, then you perhaps should stear clear of these titles. They may not really help you to write that killer kids tale.