Wedding Day - Classic Joke
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A Redneck walks into a bar with a pet alligator by his side.
He puts the alligator up on the bar and turns to the astonished patrons.
A precious little girl walks into a pet shop and asks, “Excuthe me, do you
have any widdle wabbits?” The shopkeeper’s heart melts, he gets down on his
knees so that he’s on her level, and says, “Do you want a widdle white
wabbit or a thoft, fuffy bwack wabbit, or one like that widdle bwown wabbit
over there?”
LOT’S WIFE:
The Sunday School teacher was describing how Lot ’s wife looked back and turned into a pillar of salt, when little Jason interrupted,
“My Mommy looked back once, while she was driving,” he announced triumphantly, “and she turned into a telephone pole!”
GOOD SAMARITAN:
A Sunday school teacher was telling her class the story of the Good
Samaritan. […]
Two sisters, one blonde and one brunette, inherit the family ranch.
Unfortunately, after just a few years, they are in financial trouble. In order to keep the bank from repossessing the ranch, they need to purchase a bull so that they can breed their own stock.
Upon leaving, the brunette tells her sister, “When I get there, […]
A nurse walks into a bank totally exhausted after a 20 hour shift.
Preparing to write a cheque, she pulls a rectal thermometer out of her purse and tries to write with it.
She looks at the flabbergasted teller and without missing a beat says,
‘Well! That’s great……….that’s really great……….
some arsehole’s got my pen.’
A young Aussie lad moved to London and went to Harrods looking for a job.
The manager asked “Do you have any sales experience?”