All Of The Crap They Send Me

Here is a story about a kitten raised by a crow. It’s pretty heartwarming.

Keep an eye on your pets – don’t let this happen to them!!!

More Crap

Aww – so in love.

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Blaming your farts on me…..
not funny… not funny at all !!!

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’2′
Yelling at me for barking.
I’M A FRIGGIN’ DOG

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’3′
Taking me for a walk, then
not letting me check stuff out.
Exactly whose walk is this anyway?

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’4′
Any trick that involves balancing
food on my nose. Stop it!

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’5′
Any haircut that involves bows or ribbons.
Now you know why we chew your stuff
up when you’re not home.

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The sleight of hand, fake fetch throw.
You fooled a dog! Whoooo Hoooooooo what
a proud moment for the top of the food chain.

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’7′
Taking me to the vet for “the big snip”,
then acting surprised when I freak
out every time we go back!

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’8′
Getting upset when I sniff the crotches of your guests.
Sorry, but I haven’t quite mastered that handshake thing yet.

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’9′
Dog sweaters. Hello ???
Haven’t you noticed the fur?

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’10′
How you act disgusted when I lick myself.
Look, we both know the truth. You’re just jealous.

Imagine you woke up in the morning and saw this right above you. A spider swarm!

Here’s the thing about pelicans that I think many people constantly underestimate. They are bloody huge! This one in the video is probably actually only a little one. I’ve seen pelicans that are ten feet tall and sport semi-automatics. Watch out.

In this video, the pelican isn’t really hungry. He just got shat with this pigeon for calling him big bird. “I tell ya bill. If you call me big bird I’m gonna…”

“What? What are you gonna do big bird?”

Watch what happens next.

This photo makes me so sad! That poor mouse, or hamsters, or gerbil – or whatever it is. Anyway, it’s gone to a better place now.

This cat is me. The laziest cat in all the world! An oldy but a goodie.