All Of The Crap They Send Me

Cause we men need to be told.

The dog portion of the sign is saying: “Suffer the fate of being an inferior, subservient species – and don’t try to rebel.”

A man is asked to contribute by bringing something to a friends barbecue. Guess what he is asked to bring!

This is also a cure for being alive…

Ah – that looks painful… very painful.

I don’t really understand why anyone would need 28 whisks, but I’m sure there is a reason. I guess it’s like thei innuit people who have heaps of different words for snow – because, presumably they understand the subtle variations in kinds of snow that we don’t know anything about. So to with chefs, who understand that when you whisk egg, or whisk cream – they understand the variations in subtlety that comes through use of different kinds of whisk.

Or, of course, I could be speaking absolute crap.

So the guy likes playing music with bottles. Sure, he could have used a synthesiser, or a violin – these sound like more sensible choices. But he is an artist! You have to respect his chosen medium. But hey, when you have to really hit that right tone – the bottle medium is the best to really nail that song.

Check out these amazing piercings. These guys have pierced more bits with bits of metal, jewellry and the like than I would have ever thought possible.

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