All Of The Crap They Send Me

I’ve stopped posting crap because people stopped sending it to me!  Strange that.

If you have crap and you want to see it up on this blog – feel free to contact me using the contact from on this site.

I wouldn’t normally post this cause it’s pretty gay (and was on digg – so it’s kinda lame posting it here). The guy proposes to a chick and she says no – who cares. But what IS amusing is that after being dumped by his chick the guy has to deal with the indignity of being consoled by a giant mouse. HIlarious…

Colonoscopies are no joke, but these comments during the exam were quite humorous….. A physician claimed that the following are actual comments made by his patients (predominately male) while he was performing their colonoscopies:

1. “Take it easy, Doc. You’re boldly going where no man has gone before!

2. “Find Amelia Earhart yet?”

3. “Can you hear me NOW?”

4. “Are we there yet? Are we there yet? Are we there yet?”

5. “You know, in Arkansas, we’re now legally married.”

6. “Any sign of the trapped miners, Chief?”

7. “You put your left hand in, you take your left hand out…”

8. “Hey! Now I know how a Muppet feels!”

9. “If your hand doesn’t fit, you must quit!

10. “Hey Doc, let me know if you find my dignity.”

11. “You used to be an executive at Enron, didn’t you?”

12 . “God, now I know why I am not gay.”

And the best one of all..

13. “Could you write a note for my wife saying that my head is not up there?”