All Of The Crap They Send Me

Mental Man and his cat and his scalextric. Hilarity

So the guy likes playing music with bottles. Sure, he could have used a synthesiser, or a violin – these sound like more sensible choices. But he is an artist! You have to respect his chosen medium. But hey, when you have to really hit that right tone – the bottle medium is the best to really nail that song.

Here’s the thing about pelicans that I think many people constantly underestimate. They are bloody huge! This one in the video is probably actually only a little one. I’ve seen pelicans that are ten feet tall and sport semi-automatics. Watch out.

In this video, the pelican isn’t really hungry. He just got shat with this pigeon for calling him big bird. “I tell ya bill. If you call me big bird I’m gonna…”

“What? What are you gonna do big bird?”

Watch what happens next.

The video clip is from a Russian news programme.

There was an accident at a coal mine and people were accused of drinking on the job.
The interviewer is trying to see if there is any truth in the rumour,and then one of the other workers turns up unannounced.

Don’t need sound, unless you can speak Russian.

Normally we use binoculars to enhance our vision. Not these guys. They use binoculars to play football. Go figure.

Ah Men – so stupid – so vain. And yet we still hold our heads up high, our chins thrust proudly toward the light. We don’t shy away from the idiotic. For we are men. It is our imperative, our right, our destiny!

This baby will never have to resort to violence in later life with an evil eye look like that. Hilarious Video.

Ahh – it’s kinda rude and crude, but this doodling is fun.

Ahh… I can’t understand what is going on in this video. Is this fire pole training supposed to help them in firestations that have the pole but no stairs…? You know… to get back up?

Nah – just kidding. Pole Dancing is bad for your relationships. Also note that its bad for you if you are not blond and hot.

Lasers are great. Magic is also great. Here is a dude with both.