Well, if you like drinking beer and you like christmas, then this is the sort of thing that you might be into. These guys built an entire christmas tree our of beer bottles and such forth. Look there is even space under the tree to put the presents. It looks like they are all getting beer for christmas.
This is another joke that is so bad it made me laugh out loud.
Three men died on Christmas Eve and were met by Saint Peter at the pearly gates.
“In honor of this holy season” Saint Peter said,”You must each possess something that symbolizes Christmas to get into heaven.”
The first man fumbled through his pockets and pulled out a lighter. He flicked it on. “It represents a candle”, he said.
“You may pass through the pearly gates” Saint Peter said.
The second man reached into his pocket and pulled out a set of keys. He shook them and said, “They’re bells.”
Saint Peter said “You may pass through the pearly gates”.
The third man started searching desperately through his pockets and finally pulled out a pair of women’s panties.
St. Peter looked at the man with a raised eyebrow and asked, “And just what do those symbolize?”
The man replied, “These are Carols.”
The video clip is from a Russian news programme.
There was an accident at a coal mine and people were accused of drinking on the job.
The interviewer is trying to see if there is any truth in the rumour,and then one of the other workers turns up unannounced.
Don’t need sound, unless you can speak Russian.
Normally we use binoculars to enhance our vision. Not these guys. They use binoculars to play football. Go figure.
First Kiss
It’s your first kiss and several questions might come to mind:
Is it the right time?
Is anyone watching?
Does your partner even want to?
Is your breath fresh?
AND ——–
Should you use some tongue?
Then you say to yourself ———
‘What the heck!’
and so you just go for it!!!
I’m not above crappy jokes – and neither are you
A bear walks into a bar in Billings, Montana. He bangs on the bar with his paw and demands a beer.
The bartender approaches and says, “We don’t serve beer to bears in bars in Billings.”
The bear, becoming angry, demands again that he be served a beer.
The bartender tells him again, more forcefully, “We don’t serve beer to belligerent bears in bars in Billings.”
The bear, very angry now, says, “If you don’t serve me a beer, I’m going to eat that lady sitting at the end of the bar.”
The bartender says, “Sorry, we don’t serve beer to belligerent, bully bears in bars in Billings.”
The bear goes to the end of the bar and, as promised, eats the woman. He comes back to his seat and again demands a beer.
The bartender states, “Sorry, we don’t serve beer to belligerent, bully bears in bars in Billings who are on drugs.”
The bear says, “I’m NOT on drugs.”
……….You’re gonna love this……..
The bartender says, “You are now. That was a barbitchyouate.”
Politics is usually too high brow for the likes of this very low-brow blog. But I thought this might appeal to those Ron Paul fans who feel maligned by the polls that say he isn’t even in the double digits nationally.
I recently implemented Vizu polls on this site. And I kinda like em – think they’re cool. But noticed this one pop up when I was viewing one of the pages. You might have to click through to google to see it large enough (I hate hosting images) – but top right you’ll see the poll and only four candidates listed. Make of it what you will.
Ah Men – so stupid – so vain. And yet we still hold our heads up high, our chins thrust proudly toward the light. We don’t shy away from the idiotic. For we are men. It is our imperative, our right, our destiny!
Photos captured – possibly at the moment of death. Hopefully they made it – we will probably never go. Some very dramatic shots.
This baby will never have to resort to violence in later life with an evil eye look like that. Hilarious Video.
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