spider swarm

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world’s biggest

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A young Aussie lad moved to London and went to Harrods looking for a job.

The manager asked “Do you have any sales experience?”

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two ladies talking in heaven

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Here are some Rambo statistics. Clearly the upcoming instalment is going to be the best - because we all know that kills per minute is the only indicator of quality when it comes to action flicks.

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essex jokes - An Essex girl goes to the council to register for child benefit.
“How many children?” asks the council worker.
“10″ replies the Essex girl.
“10?” says the council worker. “What are their names?”
“Wayne, Wayne, Wayne, Wayne, Wayne, Wayne, Wayne, Wayne, Wayne and Wayne.”
“Doesn’t that get confusing?”

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I don’t really understand why anyone would need 28 whisks, but I’m sure there is a reason. I guess it’s like thei innuit people who have heaps of different words for snow - because, presumably they understand the subtle variations in kinds of snow that we don’t know anything about. So to with chefs, who understand that when you whisk egg, or whisk cream - they understand the variations in subtlety that comes through use of different kinds of whisk.

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Just try this. It is from an orthopedic surgeon………… This will boggle your mind and you will keep trying over and over again to see if you can outsmart your foot, but, you can’t. It’s pre-programmed in your brain!

1. While sitting where you are at your desk in front of your computer, lift your right foot off the floor and make clockwise circles.

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This model fell down. Funny. Actually, not really. What’s funny is these dumbass anchors losing it, You can actually see their last few brain cells trickle out their ears. I wasn’t gonna post this cause they annoy me. But meh - some of you might find it amusing.

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I think this was some kind of office prank. But I’m not sure. It was sent without explanation - except to the tune that they have had budget cuts in their office - and hence your cubicle has been…. re-tooled. Quite funny.

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