Colonoscopies are no joke, but these comments during the exam were quite humorous….. A physician claimed that the following are actual comments made by his patients (predominately male) while he was performing their colonoscopies:
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Colonoscopies are no joke, but these comments during the exam were quite humorous….. A physician claimed that the following are actual comments made by his patients (predominately male) while he was performing their colonoscopies:
Oh the hilarity. Some part of me believes that they truly would build a scottish bar stool as displayed here - another part believes that if the sincere version would include some kind of blender to prevent the possibility of them ever been seen by innocent people on account of a strong gust of wind - but perhaps that breaks some kind of law?
Because everybody needs to have fun…
Except.. if you’re a north vietnamese fighting the americans… Charlie don’t surf!
Ahem… anyway - here’s some surfing dolphins.
This clip is an absolute classic. Demetri Martin with a clipboard. Funny guy
A petrol station in country QLD was trying to increase its sales, so the owner put up a sign saying, “Free Sex with Fill-Up.”
Soon a local pulled in, filled his tank, and then asked for his free sex. The owner told him to pick a number from 1 to 10. If he guessed correctly, he would get his free sex. The bloke then guessed 8, and the proprietor said, “You were close. The number was 7. Sorry, no sex this time.”
1) Triangular sandwiches taste better than square ones.
2) At the end of every party there is always a girl crying.
4) Sharpening a pencil with a knife makes you feel really manly.
1) I saw a fat woman wearing a sweatshirt with ‘Guess’ on it. I said ‘Thyroid problem?’
2) When I was a kid I used to pray every night for a new bike. Then I realised that The Lord doesn’t work that way, so I stole one and asked him to forgive me.
3) I’ve often wanted to drown my troubles, but I can’t get my wife to go swimming.
You might have to click through to be able to read the text on these…
And you can’t blame them.
These pictures are pretty graphic so you’re gonna have to click through to view them.