A man is asked to contribute by bringing something to a friends barbecue. Guess what he is asked to bring!
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A man is asked to contribute by bringing something to a friends barbecue. Guess what he is asked to bring!
Ten Peeves that Dogs Have About Humans
A nurse walks into a bank totally exhausted after a 20 hour shift.
Preparing to write a cheque, she pulls a rectal thermometer out of her purse and tries to write with it.
She looks at the flabbergasted teller and without missing a beat says,
‘Well! That’s great……….that’s really great……….
some arsehole’s got my pen.’
Looks like Jesus is a little turned on… ahem… christian light switch
Ah - I personally can’t wait for the day. I hate cars. Don’t own one. Never intend to own one. They suck.
This is a classic photo from back in the day. Most of you would have heard of Sophia Loren - but Jane Mansfield never seemed to quite make it into the immortality ranks. Forever doomed to be a B lister - she couldn’t ever break out of the blonde bombshell image she so very carefully crafted for herself.