married too long

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Here’s a video of a bad boy rc panther tank that I’m looking to purchase soon. My pets are all in deep shit when this arrives!

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A woman walked into the kitchen to find her husband stalking around with a fly swatter.

“What are you doing?” She asked.

“Hunting Flies” He responded.

“Oh. Killing any?” She asked.

“Yep, 3 males, 2 Females,” he replied.

ntrigued, she asked. “How can you tell them apart?”

He responded, “3 were on a beer can, 2 were on the phone.”

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One day my mother was out and my dad was in charge of me.
I was maybe 2 1/2 years old.
Someone had given me a little ‘tea set’ as a get-well gift and it was one of
my favorite toys.
Daddy was in the living room engrossed in the evening news when I brought
Daddy a little cup of [...]

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goes to the supermarket and notices an attractive woman waving at him. She says hello. He’s rather taken aback because he can’t place where he knows her from.

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The seven dwarfs go to the Vatican , and because they are the seven dwarfs, they are immediately ushered in to see the Pope.

Grumpy leads the pack

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