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Two Mexicans are stuck in the desert, wandering aimlessly and close to death. They are close to just lying down and waiting for the inevitable, when all of a sudden…….
“Hey Pepe, do you smell what I smell. Ees bacon I is sure of eet.”
“Si, Luis eet smells like bacon to meee.”
So, with renewed strength, they […]
This probably won’t fit my site’s template - but it’s too awesome not to post. Calvin and Hobbes on Medication.
Here is a story about a kitten raised by a crow. It’s pretty heartwarming.
This is how Australians entertain themselves at a BBQ. First out LOSES!
A virile, middle aged Italian gentlemen named Guido was relaxing at his favorite bar in Rome when he managed to attract a spectacular young blonde woman.
A motorcycle officer stops a man for running a red light. The guy is a real
jerk and comes running back to the motor officer and demands to know why he is
being harassed by the Gestapo! So the officer calmly tells him of the red
light violation. The ‘Motorist’ instantly goes on a tirade, questioning the
officer’s ancestry, sexual orientation, etc., in rather explicit terms. The
officer, being a professional, takes it all in stride, figuring ‘battleship
mouth and rowboat ass’