Some cool and interesting anagrams for you to enjoy and share amongst all your friends and family!
Debit Card : Bad Credit
Slot Machines : Cash Lost In Em
Dormitory : Dirty Room
Desperation: A Rope Ends It
A Decimal Point: Im A Dot In Place
Conversation: Voices Rant On
Election result: Lies – Lets Recount
Schoolmaster: The Classroom
Or an amazing one from Shakespeare…
“To be or not to be; that is the question. Whether tis nobler in
the mind to suffer the slings and arrows of outrageous fortune.” =
In one of the Bard’s best-thought-of tragedies, our insistent
hero, Hamlet, queries on two fronts about how life turns rotten.
Or even better…
“That’s one small step for a man, one giant leap for mankind.”
— Neil A. Armstrong =
A thin man ran; makes a large stride; left planet,
pins flag on moon! On to Mars!
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1. The later you are, the more excited your dogs are to see you. |
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2. Dogs don’t notice if you call them by another dog’s name. |
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3. Dogs like it if you leave a lot of things on the floor. |
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4. A dog’s parents never visit. |
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5. Dogs agree that you have to raise your voice to get your point across. |
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6. You never have to wait for a dog; they’re ready to go 24 hours a day. |
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7. Dogs find you amusing when you’re drunk.. |
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8. Dogs like to go hunting and fishing. |
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9. A dog will not wake you up at night to ask, “If I died, would you get another dog?” |
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10. If a dog has babies, you can put an ad in the paper and give them away. |
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11. A dog will let you put a studded collar on it without calling you a pervert. |
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12. If a dog smells another dog on you, they don’t get mad. They just think it’s interesting. |
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13. Dogs like to ride in the back of a pickup truck. |
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14. If a dog leaves, it won’t take half of your stuff. |
Ultimate True Test: Lock your wife and your dog in the trunk of your car for an hour. Then open the trunk and see who’s the happiest to see you.
It's name is Debra - not Zonkey
Can you solve this?
Here is a neat math problem. The people who forwarded it to me claim that only people with an IQ 120 and
over are able to figure this out.
If:
2 + 3 = 10
7 + 2 = 63
6 + 5 = 66
8 + 4 = 96
Then:
9 + 7 = ???
Here are some adult jokes for you. Don’t read further if you are sensitive to rudeness!
Q. What is the difference between a Drug Dealer and a Hooker?
A. A Hooker can wash her crack and sell it again.
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Q. What’s a mixed feeling?
A. When you see your Mother-In-Law backing off a cliff in your new car.
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Q. What’s the height of conceit?
A. Having an orgasm and calling out your own name.
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Q. What’s the definition of ‘Macho’?
A. Jogging home from your vasectomy.
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Q. What’s the difference between a G-Spot and a golf ball?
A. A guy will actually search for a golf ball
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Q. Do you know how New Zealanders practice safe sex?
A. They spray paint X’s on the back of the sheep that kick!
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Q.Why is divorce so expensive?
A. Because it’s worth it!
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Q. What is a Yankee?
A. The same as a quickie, but a Guy can do it alone.
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Q. What do Tupperware and a Walrus have in common?
A. They both like a tight seal.
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Q. What do a Christmas tree and a Priest have in common?
A. Their balls are just for decoration.
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Q.What is the difference between ‘ooooooh’and ‘aaaaaaah’?
A. About three inches.
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Q: What’s the difference between purple and pink?
A. The grip.
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Q. How do you find a Blind Man in a nudist colony?
A. It’s not hard.
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Q: What’s the difference between a Girlfriend and a Wife?
A: 45 pounds.
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Q: What’s the difference between a Boyfriend and a Husband?
A: 45 minutes.
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Q: Why do men find it difficult to make eye contact?
A: Breasts don’t have eyes.
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Q: What is the difference between medium and rare?
A: Six inches is medium, eight inches is rare.
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Q. Why do women rub their eyes when they get up in the morning?
A . They don’t have balls to scratch!
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