All Of The Crap They Send Me

Keep an eye on your pets – don’t let this happen to them!!!

More Crap

I think this was some kind of office prank. But I’m not sure. It was sent without explanation – except to the tune that they have had budget cuts in their office – and hence your cubicle has been…. re-tooled. Quite funny.

If you’re an old man then apparently this eye test is probably a bit cruel. But then again, my eyesight seems reasonably sound and I can’t see her either. What kind of optometry specialist would allow this outrage? My recommendation, if your eyesight is a bit poor is to go see the doctor and ask her then and there to take her clothes off. That should sort out the blindness quick smart.

This cartoon is from the twisted mind of James Flaxman. Check out his site to view more of his macabre goodness.

You can now relax folks. That crazy psychopathic extra-terrestrial with its penchant for electronic crafts, drinking beer, flying bikes and resurrecting it itself has been caught. We can all go back to our tvs now.

Yep – these are unfortunate photos.

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Here’s some random silliness for you. I was wondering where my cat went.

This little bird dares to break the rules! Beautiful irony!

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